My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
Funny thoughts on age
At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Every year when I blow out my candles I just wish to be a year younger and ten pounds lighter.
Isn’t it one of the cardinalthat you have to be under 12 or over 60 to play?
You’re getting old when every party you’re invited to involves candle or beauty product sales. Why can’t a party be for
If impatient is the opposite of patient, is?