It’s sad that in modern society we have to resort to gimmicks just to get people’s attention. Sex.
Funny thoughts on ads
5.16.2012
I heard an ad today that asked, “Are you tired of taking your hormone medication?” No I am not.
3.13.2012
Do you think Bill Cosby really loved Jello that much, or do you think they paid him to do all those ads?
6.17.2011
There are some things money can’t buy, but nuclear threats can get you most of them.
11.8.2010
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feel confident and worry free. These instructions make no sense.
11.5.2009
When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
