There are some things money can’t buy, but nuclear threats can get you most of them.
11.8.2010
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feel confident and worry free. These instructions make no sense.
11.5.2009
When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
