It’s sad that in modern society we have to resort to gimmicks just toSex.
Funny thoughts on ads
I heard an ad today that asked, “Are you tired of taking yourNo I am not.
Do you thinkreally loved Jello that much, or do you think they paid him to do all those ads?
There are some things money can’t buy, butcan get you most of them.
I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feelThese instructions make no sense.
When I hear, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
I want to be a voice actor injust so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”