There comes a point where caffeine can’t keep you awake anymore and you fall into an uneasy sleep. I call that “the time I rolled the car.”
Funny thoughts on accidents - page 2
10.6.2009
I hope they never invent a pill that makes you smaller, because what if you accidentally overdose and someone steps on you?
8.28.2009
Something about a woman in roller skates and short shorts makes me think, “She’s going to have some amazing scabs.”
