Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Funny thoughts on accidents
Scabs are the body’s natural way of letting other people know
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
Beingtakes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.
Note to self:as a man than as a child. Also, buy new light fixture.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects
If you’re ever beingdon’t climb a tree. Bears eat trees whole, so you might be swallowed accidentally.
Accident prone is when you have to haveon speed dial.
Accident prone is when your kids give you a lecture about not being able to havebecause you break them all.