7.29.2011

When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of being abducted by aliens.

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"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

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1.21.2010

If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is just an alien abduction you never come back from.