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abandonment - 2

abbreviation - 3

accomplices - 1

accomplishments - 1

acid - 1

acknowledgement - 1

ads - 7

aerodynamics - 1

age - 7

air conditioning - 2

alarm clocks - 2

anger - 13

anniversaries - 2

annoying things - 16

antioxidants - 1

ants - 3

AOL - 1

apps - 1

April Fool's - 3

aristocracy - 1

arm wrestling - 1

art - 3

Asia - 1

assumptions - 3

awesomeness - 2

awkwardness - 6

axes - 3

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babysitting - 1

bags - 1

barbershop quartets - 1

bars - 1

baseball bats - 4

bass - 1

Battlestar Galactica - 1

Beauty and the Beast - 1

being yourself - 1

belly buttons - 1

binary code - 1

Black Sabbath - 1

body builds - 3

book reports - 1

Bratz dolls - 1

breaking things - 1

bubble wrap - 1

bumper stickers - 4

Burger King - 1

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cake - 2

can openers - 1

candy - 10

cannibalism - 5

Cap'n Crunch - 1

cargo pants - 1

cars - 28

cats - 21

cauliflower - 2

cause and effect - 2

celebrities - 6

Celine Dion - 1

Chairman Mao - 1

chamber pots - 1

Charlie Brown - 1

cheerfulness - 1

cheerleaders - 2

chocolate milk - 1

CIA - 1

clarification - 1

classification - 2

cleanliness - 8

cluelessness - 1

cockroaches - 1

cold - 3

collaboration - 1

college football - 1

commercials - 5

communication - 1

comparisons - 1

compensation - 2

competition - 4

complaining - 4

computer science - 2

conditioner - 2

confessions - 1

conspiracies - 2

construction - 1

convenience - 3

conversation - 1

cookie dough - 1

corn on the cob - 2

cotton swabs - 1

cough drops - 1

country music - 3

cows - 6

crap - 2

credibility - 1

cross-dressing - 3

customer service - 1

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Dan of the Day - 5

Darth Vader - 3

Davy Crockett - 1

Daylight Saving Time - 2

death - 25

debt - 1

decapitation - 2

decongestants - 1

decorations - 4

deer - 3

definitions - 3

demolition derby - 1

destruction - 5

determination - 1

differences - 5

dirt - 4

disagreements - 2

disappearing - 1

disappointment - 6

discouragement - 1

discoveries - 1

discrimination - 1

distractions - 1

documentaries - 1

dogs - 17

door-to-door - 1

drinking and driving - 1

Dungeons and Dragons - 1

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ears - 2

Edgar Allan Poe - 1

eggs - 4

electricity - 2

electronics - 1

Elf on the Shelf - 1

embarassment - 8

embezzlement - 1

emergencies - 1

end of the world - 4

engineering - 5

entertainment - 1

entrepreneurs - 1

environmentalism - 8

evil - 12

exclamation marks - 1

exclusivity - 1

exes - 1

exotic fruits - 3

expatriates - 1

expectations - 5

experiments - 1

exploration - 1

extermination - 1

eyes - 4

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fail - 3

fairy tales - 5

false advertising - 4

fans - 3

fashion statements - 1

FBI - 1

fear - 5

fees - 1

feet - 4

figure skating - 1

figures of speech - 2

fingernails - 1

fire - 15

fire extinguishers - 2

firefighters - 1

first encounters - 1

fish - 6

fluorescent lights - 1

flying cars - 2

food - 63

food coloring - 1

foreclosure - 1

Foster the People - 1

fruit - 10

fun - 7

funny bones - 1

fur - 1

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games - 15

garage sales - 1

gas - 9

gas stations - 2

getting arrested - 9

getting dressed - 2

getting fired - 4

getting tricked - 2

Glee - 1

global warming - 1

God - 1

gold - 3

golf - 3

good - 3

goofing off - 1

GPS - 1

grandmothers - 1

grandparents - 1

grip - 1

gum - 1

guns - 14

Guy Fawkes Night - 1

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hair - 13

ham - 1

hamburgers - 10

handsomeness - 1

Harry Potter - 7

hate - 4

hats - 6

hay - 1

hearing damage - 1

heart disease - 1

heartlessness - 1

heat - 2

hell - 9

hex - 1

hillbillies - 1

home - 11

home school - 1

homelessness - 3

honor students - 2

hope - 2

hot - 1

houseplants - 1

how things work - 3

hula - 1

human resources - 1

hyperactivity - 2

hypotheticals - 1

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ice - 1

imagination - 2

inattentiveness - 3

Indiana Jones - 1

information - 1

inheritance - 2

Inspector Gadget - 1

instructions - 2

intelligence - 12

interrogation - 1

interviewing - 1

inventions - 13

invertebrates - 1

invisibility - 1

Italian food - 1

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jackhammers - 1

jail - 4

jaws - 1

jazz - 2

jinx - 1

jobs - 12

jokes - 17

junk - 1

Justin Bieber - 2

k

keys - 1

kids - 37

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laboratories - 1

labradoodles - 1

lawn mowers - 2

laws - 4

Led Zeppelin - 3

leprechauns - 1

Les Misérables - 1

lessons learned - 6

lies - 12

life - 20

light bulbs - 4

light switches - 1

Looney Tunes - 1

Lord of the Rings - 3

Los Angeles - 1

lost - 2

love - 16

luck - 2

Luke - 1

lumberjacks - 2

Lynyrd Skynyrd - 1

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magical creatures - 2

mail - 3

Mars - 1

martial arts - 4

masculinity - 1

math - 9

mean - 3

medical science - 11

meh - 1

men - 2

meow - 1

mice - 1

Michael Jackson - 2

Mickey Mouse - 1

Miley Cyrus - 1

misconceptions - 9

Mister Rogers - 1

moms - 2

money - 25

moon - 2

morning people - 3

moss - 1

motorcycles - 3

mountain men - 1

mozzarella sticks - 1

multi-level marketing - 1

music - 52

musical instruments - 3

n

names - 18

naps - 2

neighborhoods - 2

neither confirm nor deny - 3

New Year's Eve - 2

news - 1

Nicole Kidman - 1

nose picking - 3

note to self - 3

nuclear bombs - 4

number signs - 1

o

obscenities - 2

Obscure Medical Facts - 9

OCD - 3

oil - 1

operating systems - 1

opportunity - 1

orange juice - 1

organic food - 1

Osama bin Laden - 2

out of office - 1

over-helpfulness - 1

p

pain - 2

Pasta Boats - 1

Paul Bunyan - 1

peanut butter - 1

peas - 1

pedestrians - 1

pee - 4

peer pressure - 1

pens - 1

perspective - 1

pets - 15

pi - 1

pie - 5

pigs - 2

plastic surgery - 1

pleasantries - 1

pogo sticks - 1

point of view - 1

polo - 1

poop - 8

postvention - 1

Pottery Barn - 1

powdered sugar - 1

predictions - 3

preferences - 3

preparation - 3

preservatives - 1

probability - 3

procrastination - 6

productivity - 5

programming - 1

project management - 1

pronunciation - 8

pulp - 1

punctuation - 1

puns - 1

q

r

rain - 5

rap - 1

real estate - 2

realizations - 2

recognition - 1

red - 1

refrigerators - 1

reincarnation - 3

relationships - 12

remembering - 1

reproduction - 1

reputations - 1

reservations - 2

restaurants - 5

restrictions - 1

rhinoceroses - 1

rice - 2

right and wrong - 2

Robert Pattinson - 1

rock & roll - 1

roller skates - 1

Ronald McDonald - 3

Russel Crowe - 1

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salespeople - 7

salt - 1

sand - 1

saving money - 3

Scrooge McDuck - 1

second-guessing - 1

second-world countries - 1

self control - 2

self-defense - 1

self-destruction - 1

self-righteousness - 1

selfishness - 1

semiconductors - 1

seriousness - 3

Sesame Street - 2

shoes - 11

short shorts - 1

Shorty Awards - 2

sixshooters - 1

ska - 1

skin - 1

sloppy joes - 1

Small World - 2

snot - 1

snow - 2

soap - 1

soap operas - 1

social websites - 5

soda - 2

solar flares - 1

songs - 15

sound effects - 1

soup - 1

spam - 3

special occasions - 1

spit - 1

spokespeople - 1

steamrollers - 1

stereotypes - 4

stick figures - 1

stormtroopers - 1

subconscious - 1

suggestions - 2

sun - 3

super heroes - 12

superstitions - 2

supervillains - 8

suppositions - 1

surveillance - 1

sweethearts - 1

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taking orders - 3

taking over the world - 1

temperature - 2

terraforming - 1

Thanksgiving - 2

the Beatles - 2

the Black Eyed Peas - 1

The Cosby Show - 1

the lottery - 2

The Midwest - 1

the Pentagon - 1

the Simpsons - 1

the Super Bowl - 1

the Terminator - 1

the White House - 1

The Wizard of Oz - 3

theme parks - 1

third-world countries - 1

time - 5

time travel - 3

TMI - 1

toes - 1

toilet paper - 6

toys - 3

Trader Joe's - 1

Transformers - 1

transportation - 6

trees - 11

turning yourself in - 1

TV - 19

u

understanding - 2

unemployment - 2

unhappiness - 3

upside down - 1

v

Valentines Day - 2

vans - 1

veterinarians - 1

video games - 6

voice actors - 1

w

war - 2

water - 11

water bottles - 1

watermelons - 1

wax - 3

welding masks - 1

white trash - 1

Wile E. Coyote - 1

Willy Wonka - 3

wind - 2

women - 11

wood - 2

work - 35

y

yoga - 2

yolo - 1

z

zoo - 1

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