A cookie with the handwritten message underneath: "I'd like you better if you were a cookie."

I’d Like You Better If You Were a Cookie T-Shirt

$15.95

If everyone in life has a purpose, you have to wonder if some people were miscategorized when physical forms were being handed out. You know the type – fairly useless as a person, but they might be better suited to being a cookie. Cookies don’t make any noise, stay were you put them, are helpful when you’re hungry, and if you really get mad at them you can just bite a big chunk off.

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A violet women's t-shirt picturing a cookie with the handwritten message underneath: