Funny Shirts

Dan of the Day shirts are custom printed at the time of your order using the design, shirt style and color you choose! Each design is available in several men's, women's, youth and toddler styles and dozens of colors.

 
A cookie with the handwritten message underneath: "I'd like you better if you were a cookie."

I’d Like You Better If You Were a Cookie

$15.95 and up
Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

$14.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95 and up
The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Dan of the Day Logo on Light Pink Background

Dan of the Day Shirt

$14.95 and up
"Dan of the Day" with a Che Guevara-Stylized image of Dan's Face on a Red Background

Dan of the Day Revolution Shirt

$14.95 and up