If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
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“Wow dad, you just shot zombie Flanders.” “He was a zombie?”
You don’t even know how long I spent trying to find that video clip. *fail*
That’s a classic!
Or you could feed the zombie heart-shaped, raw, ground beef cookies like I did in my zombie dream awhile back.
Only if you make him wait for you to make them though…
Unless you keep some on hand for just such an occasion.
Exactly! Which is why I always keep some on hand. Like a boy-scout. Always prepared!
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“Wow dad, you just shot zombie Flanders.” “He was a zombie?”
You don’t even know how long I spent trying to find that video clip. *fail*
That’s a classic!
Or you could feed the zombie heart-shaped, raw, ground beef cookies like I did in my zombie dream awhile back.
Only if you make him wait for you to make them though…
Unless you keep some on hand for just such an occasion.
Exactly! Which is why I always keep some on hand. Like a boy-scout. Always prepared!