6.17.2010

If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”

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If you don't like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, "I thought you were a grape!"
  • Yarnspinner

    Do they have to be dressed completely in purple, or just partially, like a shirt?

    • Dan of the Day

      I’ll bet you could get by with just a hat or a scarf, even.

      • Benjamin

        What if the person just has a large bruise?

      • Dan of the Day

        I think that depends on whether you caused the bruise or not.

  • Yarnspinner

    The law of the jungle says to prey on the weak …