We have a winner!

May 8th, 2013
The votes for my funny thought contest are in. Congrats to Dan Miller from Utah for writing the winning entry! Dan’s thought will be featured in my upcoming book, Junk and Stuff, and he will receive a signed copy of the book once it’s published. Proof once again that people named Dan are awesome.

To everyone who participated in the contest, whether by writing a thought or voting for the winner, thank you very much! We had some outstanding entries and it was very difficult to narrow things down to three finalists. I have some very funny readers, and I’m honored to be involved with such a great group.

Check back for updates on my progress with Junk and Stuff. I can’t wait to get this book into print!

If you stick your head on someone's thigh and listen really carefully, you can hear them say "Get your head off my thigh."