5.5.2010

There comes a point where caffeine can’t keep you awake anymore and you fall into an uneasy sleep. I call that “the time I rolled the car.”

More funny random thoughts: accidents caffeine driving sleeping

  • Yarnspinner

    That’s my favorite BNL song of all time!
    (… the night I fell asleep at the wheel)

    • Dan of the Day

      Once my grandmother woke up, and for the life of her, couldn’t figure out why the policeman was upside-down and tapping on her window. She stopped driving altogether after that.

  • Flimtonius

    I always thought caffeine was just a girl’s name, like Justine, Doreen, or Caffeine….

    • Dan of the Day

      Doesn’t sound like a name a nice girl would have. More like a stage name… What kind of women have you been hanging out with?

      • Administrator

        Seriously! Dude, this guy was in the Navy. He was a Nuke! This is not a question you want answered…

      • Administrator

        Seriously! Dude, this guy was in the Navy. He was a Nuke! This is not a question you want answered…

        You’re stupid WordPress is saying that I have all ready make this comment before!

      • Administrator

        What’s wrong with this thing? It took one comment and duplicated it?

      • Administrator

        I’ve been diverted from my pithy comments, and Flimtonius’s questionable past, to commenting on how crappy your website runs… What gives?

        P.S. Yes, I know that your website is way cooler than anything I created, but that does not stop me from bashing on duplicated comments…

      • Flimtonius

        Still better than numbering the kids. I just don’t think any kid would want to be Seventeen-teen or Schfifty-five.

      • Dan of the Day

        Maybe you shouldn’t hit “Submit Comment” more than once. Just sayin’.

      • Administrator

        Maybe my anger has nothing to do with common sense, did you think about that!

  • Flimtonius

    I hope you fuel your rage with a big breakfast. I strongly recommend waffles with lots of syrup, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice cream, butter, and bacon. That should allow your anger and rage to continue unimpeded throughout the day.