7.19.2011

The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparently “lording over my neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.

  • Flimtonius

    My homeowner’s association was similarly uncooperative when I announced plans for my “Mote of Malfeasance” to keep out the malcontents and miscreants.

    • Dan of the Day

      They objected because they’re the malcontents you’re trying to keep out. Not sure what the big deal is though. I’ve heard enough about your HOA to know they’re too annoying and self-important to be stopped by something as pesky as a mote.