Three finalists

May 1st, 2013
I’d like to thank everyone who submitted an entry for the Funny Thought Contest for my book giveaway. There were some very high-quality submissions, and it was difficult for our judge panel to select the three finalists. Now it’s up to you to select the winner!

Each of the final three funny thoughts is posted on Facebook. Go to the link below for your favorite and click “like” to vote for it. The post with the most likes by 11 PM MDT on Tuesday, May 7, will be the winner! Their thought will be featured in my upcoming book, Junk and Stuff, and they will also win a free signed copy. Help me pick the funniest one!

Read more about my new book here.

The entries:

I've decided to stop correcting my voice recognition texts and just let people guess what I was trying to say.

Man, I can sit for hours and hours reading all the stupid stuff people post on Facebook and say, "These people don't have lives!" After an awkward pause, I pretend I didn't hear myself.

If you stick your head on someone's thigh and listen really carefully, you can hear them say "Get your head off my thigh."

Good luck to the finalists!