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9.25.2009

I’m going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I’ll ask everyone to do things for me. “Bad leg, you know.”

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I'm going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I'll ask everyone to do things for me. "Bad leg, you know."
  • Choob

    Third leg? Really? Do I even have to go there?

  • tripletiote

    Are you insinuating something? (Not about the 3rd thing, perhaps Choob could handle “extra” or “4th”)

    • Dan of the Day

      About you personally? As in you ask people to do things for you because of bad legs? Nope. Why, are you taking advantage of people?

  • Administrator

    It’s so sad, there are countless (really, they are hard to find, it’s tough counting) people with 3 legs out there crying. You are totally taking advantage of their infirmity! You’ll probably even get a ‘handicapped’ disability hangar sign for your car! Then, you’ll sue the Hippity-Hop race for not being handi-sesible because the rules are clearly bi-legged centric (p.s. $1 million insurance policy, I expect my cut after the court proceedings “;^)

    • Dan of the Day

      Hey, you’re on to something here. If I could somehow pass off the additional leg as a birth defect, can you imagine how many companies I could sue?

      • Administrator

        Yeah, the eventual class action lawsuit would be huge! People would third legs would be coming out of the wood work! You definitely want to make sure that you get in on the ground floor with this one… That’s where the real money is to be made!

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