7.27.2009

Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.

Some people think I'm handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
  • Flimtonius

    That’s why I have a dog. She always thinks I’m wonderful, even when I’m a total jerk.

    • Dan

      That’s cool. Can I borrow your dog sometime?

      • Flimtonius

        Sure. She’s great for meeting chicks!

      • Oiseau

        I highly doubt that.

      • Purvis

        Sure, but your mom actually SAYS positive things.
        Can I borrow her?

      • Dan

        No offense, Purvis, but I wouldn’t count on her saying positive things about you. Also, she’s very bad for meeting chicks.

  • Yarnspinner

    Does it still count when you have to where a porkchop necklace and Eau de Boeuf colongne behind your ears?