Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
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That’s why I have a dog. She always thinks I’m wonderful, even when I’m a total jerk.
That’s cool. Can I borrow your dog sometime?
Sure. She’s great for meeting chicks!
I highly doubt that.
Sure, but your mom actually SAYS positive things.
Can I borrow her?
No offense, Purvis, but I wouldn’t count on her saying positive things about you. Also, she’s very bad for meeting chicks.
Does it still count when you have to where a porkchop necklace and Eau de Boeuf colongne behind your ears?