9.24.2009

Everyone always tries to avoid the hot seat, but wouldn’t it be kind of nice in the winter?

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Everyone always tries to avoid the hot seat, but wouldn't it be kind of nice in the winter?
  • Purvis

    I nice dry, warm seat would be nice.

  • Benjamin

    Are you talking toilet seats?

    • Dan of the Day

      Whatever kind.

  • Choob

    Translation: Sitting in fire in the winter is kind of nice.

  • Flimtonius

    Nothing like a nice melting (or burning) plastic seat to conform to your buttocks and leave you with 3rd degree burns and embedded plastic butt panels.

  • Choob

    So then when you say “You’re in my seat.” and they say “I don’t see your name on it.” You pull a Cinderella on their buttocks (no pun intended) and have a little competition to see whose butt fits the seat. Brilliant!

  • Administrator

    It amazes me how even an inkling of an insinuation about buttocks will get everyone responding… I guess we never really grow up do we?

    • Dan of the Day

      Ha, ha. You said “buttocks.”

  • Dan of the Day

    Hey, I made my own hot seat after work today!

    The Hot Seat

    • Administrator

      I am really rather impressed!

    • Administrator

      I thought about making my own hot seat as well. Only my method involved telling my wife that her “buttocks” did look “fat” in that dress…

      • Choob

        You seem to have “hot seat” and “total buttock woopin” mixed up.

    • shar_flo

      :( That was one of my great-grandma’s dining chairs.

      • Dan of the Day

        You told me to throw it away in the first place, and then you took this picture!

  • shar_flo

    Yes, well, it’s still sad.

    • Administrator

      Sad! Are you kidding! That chair is now immortalized on one of the greatest websites of all time! Furthermore, due to the response, this is one of the greatest posts of all time too boot! All hail the hot seat!