Translation: Sitting in fire in the winter is kind of nice.
Flimtonius
Nothing like a nice melting (or burning) plastic seat to conform to your buttocks and leave you with 3rd degree burns and embedded plastic butt panels.
Choob
So then when you say “You’re in my seat.” and they say “I don’t see your name on it.” You pull a Cinderella on their buttocks (no pun intended) and have a little competition to see whose butt fits the seat. Brilliant!
Administrator
It amazes me how even an inkling of an insinuation about buttocks will get everyone responding… I guess we never really grow up do we?
Dan of the Day
Ha, ha. You said “buttocks.”
Dan of the Day
Hey, I made my own hot seat after work today!
Administrator
I am really rather impressed!
Administrator
I thought about making my own hot seat as well. Only my method involved telling my wife that her “buttocks” did look “fat” in that dress…
Choob
You seem to have “hot seat” and “total buttock woopin” mixed up.
shar_flo
That was one of my great-grandma’s dining chairs.
Dan of the Day
You told me to throw it away in the first place, and then you took this picture!
shar_flo
Yes, well, it’s still sad.
Administrator
Sad! Are you kidding! That chair is now immortalized on one of the greatest websites of all time! Furthermore, due to the response, this is one of the greatest posts of all time too boot! All hail the hot seat!
