Posts Tagged ‘work’

8.19.2010

My boss says they don’t pay us to goof off. I say he doesn’t know how to write an accurate job description.

7.23.2010

I’m not really proactive – more like amateuractive.

7.13.2010

My manager chewed me out for not doing my job right. Which is hypocritical, because he obviously botched it when he hired me.

2.11.2010

Snowmen Golfing

There’s an orphaned whiteboard where I work. It’s in a rather public area where lots of people pass, and there’s a guy who regularly draws a seasonal picture on it for everyone’s viewing pleasure. His latest was some snowmen golfing. I couldn’t resist adding my own touches to it:

Sadistic Snowmen Golfing

It only lasted a few days before someone erased it all. Some people have no taste.

2.5.2010

Note to self: bottle rockets are NOT an indoor toy. Not at work anyway.