If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”
Posts Tagged ‘violence’
3.18.2010
If I had a choice between self-deprecation and self-decapitation, I would choose the ladder. I like ladders.
2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
2.11.2010
There’s an orphaned whiteboard where I work. It’s in a rather public area where lots of people pass, and there’s a guy who regularly draws a seasonal picture on it for everyone’s viewing pleasure. His latest was some snowmen golfing. I couldn’t resist adding my own touches to it:
It only lasted a few days before someone erased it all. Some people have no taste.
12.22.2009
Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.
