http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Mon, 26 Jul 2010 02:18:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/were-number-one/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/were-number-one/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:59:34 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=1568 When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.

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