When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.
Posts Tagged ‘sports’
2.2.2010
Have you ever committed suicide because your favorite sports team lost? Yeah, me neither.
10.30.2009
When Carl called the running back’s move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.
9.23.2009
What the world really needs is a sport that makes extensive use of spatulas.
