Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting all of the world’s chinchillas.”
Posts Tagged ‘politics’
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
6.14.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
