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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; pizza</title>
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		<title>Pizza While Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was eating pizza while driving 80 mph, which was not as dangerous as you might think. It was cold pizza, so there was no risk of scalding.]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Attacks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!]]></description>
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