My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out “Pete” was Peter Frampton.
Posts Tagged ‘music’
6.30.2010
Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
5.10.2010
I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.
12.18.2009
I defy you to name a single song that would not be better with a “cha-cha-cha!” at the end.
11.24.2009
I want to DJ high school dances just so I can play Stairway to Heaven and laugh at the kids who try to slow dance. Then I’ll play Free Bird.
11.19.2009
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a silver hammer to someone named Maxwell.
9.29.2009
A good way to create a secure password is to make an acronym from your favorite song. Mine is OMhafEIEIO.
7.14.2009
Sometimes for fun I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. It makes babies fall in love.
