Mattress labels are commonly misunderstood. They say, “Not to be removed EXCEPT BY CONSUMER.” So if you take it off you have to eat it.
Posts Tagged ‘eating’
2.1.2010
After I eat, I’d feel a lot better if you would hug me and pat my back until I burp.
10.9.2009
I’ll be honest – talk about the food chain makes me really hungry.
7.1.2009
To avoid getting lettuce in your teeth when eating in public, just swallow it whole. Also works for corn on the cob.
5.11.2009
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
4.28.2009
They say if you knew what’s in a hot dog you’d never eat one again. I say if hot dogs knew we eat them they’d kill us all in the night.








