If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and you’re driving like an idiot.
Posts Tagged ‘cars’
4.19.2010
You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new car off a cliff?!” like it’s a bad thing.
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
9.8.2009
I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road.
