Posts Tagged ‘babies’

2.10.2010

I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and Joan Rivers.

2.1.2010

After I eat, I’d feel a lot better if you would hug me and pat my back until I burp.

7.14.2009

Sometimes for fun I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. It makes babies fall in love.