I like the fact that your super powers require bacon. This makes negotiating with your wife so much easier: “Sorry honey, I have to eat this 2 lbs pack of bacon or I won’t be able to save the world.” If now only I had this one and a super power energized by beer, life would be perfect! And, I would be saving lives…
Bacon is overrated.
You’re overrated.
Your uncanny ability to find “interesting” video clips is underrated.
I do what I can.
I like the fact that your super powers require bacon. This makes negotiating with your wife so much easier: “Sorry honey, I have to eat this 2 lbs pack of bacon or I won’t be able to save the world.” If now only I had this one and a super power energized by beer, life would be perfect! And, I would be saving lives…
Human lives you murderer!
Calm down, I have neither of these super powers, which is why my bacon and beer intake are with in doctor approved guidelines…