Fine. If the city won’t plow the snow off my street, I’m buying a Zamboni.

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Fine. If the city won't plow the snow off my street, I'm buying a Zamboni.
  • Administrator


    You won’t regret this purchase! You’ll be the envy of all your male neighbors!

  • Flimtonius

    So are we to assume that you intend to improve the quality of ice on your street?

    • Dan of the Day

      Yup. And I’m definitely NOT parking my car on the street.

    • Administrator

      When will Disney On Ice be performing on your driveway? Or, at least the Steelheads?

      • Dan of the Day

        Still efforting those. In the meantime, some girl slid into my mailbox and drove off. Not even kidding.