11.23.2011

If my name was Joe, I’d go by Sloppy Joe, even though I’m not sloppy. If people asked me why, I’d say, “It’s better than Choppy Joe!” and cut them with my knife.

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If my name was Joe, I'd go by Sloppy Joe, even though I'm not sloppy. If people asked me why, I'd say, "It's better than Choppy Joe!" and cut them with my knife.