I don’t have any scruples, but you’re welcome to the Doritos in the pantry.

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  • BarryPotter

    Be honest… Mark Hutchinson said this at some point didn’t he?? This sounds like something Marky Mark would say…

    • Administrator

      I don’t know who Mark Hutchinson is… I only know Flimtonius, and it definitely sounds like something Flimtonius would say. It also sounds like Jet-Pack would say… But Marky Mark? Mark Wahlberg? The guy with his underpants hanging out?

  • Flimtonius

    I keep my scruples in the cupboard next to my box of integrity. You never know when you will need a teaspoon of either of them.