3.17.2010

Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? For the last time, I DON’T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.

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Why do I keep getting asked how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb? For the last time, I DON'T WORK IN FACILITIES MANAGEMENT.
  • Benjamin

    Can’t you take a joke?

    • Dan of the Day

      I can. Do you have any?

  • Administrator

    What I don’t like is how racist these people always are… How many Polish people… How many Californians… How many lawyers… How many Christians… How many Russians… How many necrophiliacs… It’s ridiculous! Why are they always singling these people out!
    http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/bulb.html

  • Administrator

    Seriously! The Ukrainians! Why pick on them:
    Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None, because people who glow in the dark don’t need light bulbs.
    Haven’t Chernobyl jokes gotten old yet?

  • Administrator

    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.