Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.
8.18.2009
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“Big-shoe” sounds slanderous. I like it.
Two good reasons why he’ll never be President…
Who, Ronald? I don’t know, Bill Clinton ate a lot of McDonalds hamburgers.
Which begs the question: In a head to head battle, who would you vote for; Bill Clinton or Ronald McDonald for president?
Given Ronald’s history, it’s like pick your poison you know?
Okay, it didn’t let me embed a video. So here’s the link:
What about Ronald vs. Jack in the Box CEO? Or, Ronald vs. BCreepy Burger King Guy?
You obviously don’t remember the Jack commercial in which he challenged the other burger chains to a fight and ripped his sleeves off to reveal giant biceps.
Yeah, I would totally vote for the Jack in the Box CEO too…
I think the giant head gives Jack in the Box an inherent disadvantage. I would put my money on Colonel Sanders with his wee, beady eyes. Then I’d pick the Dominoes Noid for a close second. He’s all speedy and annoying.
I bet the Hamburgler has never stole a hamburger from you either, though.
Haha! I’m glad you used this picture for something. That was the scariest Ronald I’ve ever seen.