8.18.2009

Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.

Ronald McDonald

Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.

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Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don't believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
  • Purvis

    “Big-shoe” sounds slanderous. I like it.

  • Eric

    Two good reasons why he’ll never be President…

    • Dan of the Day

      Who, Ronald? I don’t know, Bill Clinton ate a lot of McDonalds hamburgers.

      • Eric

        Which begs the question: In a head to head battle, who would you vote for; Bill Clinton or Ronald McDonald for president?

      • Choob

        Given Ronald’s history, it’s like pick your poison you know?

      • Choob

        Okay, it didn’t let me embed a video. So here’s the link:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk&NR=1

      • Eric

        What about Ronald vs. Jack in the Box CEO? Or, Ronald vs. BCreepy Burger King Guy?

      • Choob

        You obviously don’t remember the Jack commercial in which he challenged the other burger chains to a fight and ripped his sleeves off to reveal giant biceps.

      • Eric

        Yeah, I would totally vote for the Jack in the Box CEO too…

      • Dan of the Day

        I think the giant head gives Jack in the Box an inherent disadvantage. I would put my money on Colonel Sanders with his wee, beady eyes. Then I’d pick the Dominoes Noid for a close second. He’s all speedy and annoying.

  • Choob

    I bet the Hamburgler has never stole a hamburger from you either, though.

  • shar_flo

    Haha! I’m glad you used this picture for something. That was the scariest Ronald I’ve ever seen.