I would just like to note that immediately after posting this to Twitter, a large national real estate chain began following my Twitter feed.
Administrator
Dude! You need to be careful. The International Conglomerate of Real Easy Estate Professionals (or iCreep) is onto you. Now that you know there secret, they will stop at nothing to stop your secret!
By the way, what is your secret?
Dan of the Day
Like I’m going to tell you.
tripletiote
This secret you speak of intrigues me (in-tree-gyoos). I will obtain a secret so I can also be in the secret club.
Administrator
I want a secret that others will stop at nothing to stop. That way, when they come after the secret, I can be all like, “Yeah! I’m not with that secret. I hate the secret! Grab your torches and pitch-forks! Let’s go and get that secret.” Then we can all go on a secret witch hunt for “The Secret.” It’ll be so much fun. Kind of like camping!
