Seriously! In elementary we had an assignment to make a list of emergency phone numbers for a babysitter. This girl in my class got an A++++ (not kidding), in large part because her list was printed on her brand new color printer. Color printers were so ridiculously expensive at the time that she was probably the only kid in the whole school whose parents were stupid enough to buy one. I made my list with pencil and paper, and I got a C.
The monster should be bleeding rainbows and flower petals. That would have gotten you an A++ on the book report. Teachers like junk like that.
Seriously! In elementary we had an assignment to make a list of emergency phone numbers for a babysitter. This girl in my class got an A++++ (not kidding), in large part because her list was printed on her brand new color printer. Color printers were so ridiculously expensive at the time that she was probably the only kid in the whole school whose parents were stupid enough to buy one. I made my list with pencil and paper, and I got a C.