To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”

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  • Administrator

    My other favorite, is when people apologize to you and say, “You’re not going to do anything are you?” You respond with, “Don’t worry, it’s all ready happened…” Then walk about shyly, as if to say, “Sorry, but I can’t do anything about it now…”

  • Flimtonius

    Bet you don’t have what it takes to do that next time you’re passing through airport security, especially not in Israel….. Mwahahaha!