8:17 Look at all the clocks! Get it – clocks? Time travel? Too clever!
8:19 Einstein eats dog food! Ha ha.
8:21 McFly just blew out a giant speaker. Sporting the aviator glasses back when they were cool.
8:22 Wait, Doc stole the plutonium?!
8:23 When I was 15 I rode behind a car on a skateboard like Marty. It started wobbling like crazy and I lost control and almost died.
8:24 Fun fact: The nerdy guy at the band tryouts who says, “Next, please,” is Huey Lewis, who wrote and performed the theme for this movie.
8:26 This lady is really excited about saving the clock tower. Good thing she’s got that can full of pennies to help pay for it.
8:29 This Biff guy is really nice. Nice name too.
8:32 New idea for singles trying to meet that special someone: get hit by a car.
8:34 I didn’t have a cordless phone in 1985. No fair.
8:35 Heck, I didn’t have a cordless phone in 1995.
8:36 I’ll bet it would be hard to get out of a Delorean if you were parked anywhere near anything.
8:37 Holy crap! I want a remote control Delorean!
8:37 It’s probably the dog actually driving it. Can’t believe I fell for the old remote control bit.
8:40 Wait, Einstein is a dog?! I guess that explains why he could drive a car.
8:42 1.21 jiggawatts? For a scientist, Doc Brown doesn’t know jack about the metric system.
8:44 I need a nuclear powered car.
8:45 For a genius dog, Einstein sure doesn’t speak very well.
8:47 Libyan terrorists always drive Volkswagen vans.
8:48 McFly was scared of a scarecrow. Get it?
8:49 Alien lands in your barn. Next logical step? Try to blow off its head with a shotgun. Welcome to earth.
8:50 So a second ago it was about 1:15 at night. Now suddenly it’s got to be at least 11 AM. Makes sense to me.
8:53 Marty keeps saying, “This has got to be a dream.” Actually, it was a time machine. Remember what Doc said? Time machine.
8:56 See? Biff is a nice guy. And that dude wearing the 3D glasses? So cool!
8:57 Ice cream break!
8:59 Back with homemade strawberry ice cream. What did I miss? Oh right, nothing.
9:00 Another one of these kids jumped in front of his car? How many guys has he hit? It’s a wonder his mom hasn’t fallen in love with any of them already.
9:05 Marty’s mom is creepy.
9:08 Jerry Lewis actually would have made a great vice president.
9:11 More with the jiggawatts. It’s gigawatt. Gig-a-watt.
9:14 Putting a kick-me sign on a guy’s back only ever worked in the movies.
9:18 Of course Lorraine would rather go to the dance with Biff. He’s a nice guy!
9:20 Wait, Darth Vader isn’t from the planet Vulcan!
9:24 And thus Marty McFly invents the skateboard.
9:25 How can I get into the manure hauling business? That seems like a happening industry.
9:28 So they just simulated the back-to-the-future technique with a model and the car lit on fire. I don’t understand why it didn’t go back in time.
9:29 Good thing it didn’t, though. You wouldn’t want to send a flaming miniature care thirty years into the future.
9:33 When I write a letter, I always read it out loud as I write it in case there’s a camera nearby making a movie about my life.
9:35 Now Marty is parked with his mom. Creepiness level increases tenfold.
9:37 Lorraine takes off her jacket and reveals… a lot. Creepiness notches up again.
9:38 Ewww! She kissed him on the mouth!
9:39 Biff’s back! He’s such a ladies’ man.
9:40 Why is George fighting Biff?
9:41 Aaaand, Biff’s down for the count. I guess I’m okay with George and Lorraine getting together.
9:44 Time to hurry and make sure Marty gets to that lightning strike on time! Or he could just play Johnny B. Goode instead.
9:46 Michael J. Fox sounds a lot different when he sings.
9:48 Lorraine asks Marty, “Will we ever see you again?” Shouldn’t Marty say, “Yeah, see you at school again on Monday?”
9:49 Apparently Marty also took the time to change his clothes before meeting up with Doc. Not like they’re trying to hit a specific deadline or anything.
9:53 I think more buildings should have gargoyles on them.
9:54 Marty slides across the hood of his car to get to the other side and climb in. So cool.
9:55 The Delorean engine died again? Why didn’t they get this thing serviced?
9:56 Once at Universal Studios I got to play the part of Doc Brown where he puts the cable together just as the lightning strikes. I did a way better job than this Christopher Lloyd guy.
9:59 Convenient that the storm died down the second that lightning bolt struck. Wouldn’t want the weather to keep climaxing after Marty’s safely in the future.
10:01 Cue the terrorist VW… And Marty can’t start the Delorean. I told you guys to get it serviced!
10:02 Doc sits up after being shot multiple times. He’s a zombie!
10:04 Why did it take Marty a full two minutes to get up to 88 mph, but Doc does it in like three seconds?
10:06 With all that changed in the future, it’s a good thing Mary’s parents bought the same house.
10:07 Biff’s polishing the car. And he’s so helpful, bringing Marty he’s keys. I told you this guy was nice!
10:08 I kinda think Marty’s mom was hotter than his girlfriend.
10:09 So Marty, Jennifer and the Doc all get into the Delorean and travel to the future. Maybe they’ll make a sequel.