I’m often told I drive like Mario Andretti. My usual response is, “Why thank you, officer.”

More funny random thoughts: driving police racing

  • Yarnspinner

    And, try this one, the next time you have lots of extra time, “There’s nothing in the trunk officer, no body parts or anything.” Always a hoot.

    • Dan of the Day

      Freaking awesome. I’ll have to try that someday.