I’m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don’t want to do what you’re asking me to do.
I’m inattentive to verbal requests due to past hearing damage. That, and I don’t want to do what you’re asking me to do.
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I suffered from the same condition as a child.
Swift buttocks damage from my father cured my hearing damage and inattentiveness.
My Dad employed a similar method that culminated in him pioneering a technique in which he could get any of us five kids to do what ever he wanted just by giving us a look… He completely removed the vocal cords and hears from the equations!