6.10.2009

To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.

More funny random thoughts: chocolate humans

To see whether people are human or not, sometimes I offer them chocolate. If they eat the wrapper, NOT human.
  • http://mrstips.blogspot.com Yvonne

    You are hilarious… perhaps a little too much time on your hands? 😀

  • Eric

    I have used a similar trick in order to test the things living under my bed… Unfortunately, they are usually human and as a result I clean up a lot of chocolate wrappers…

  • Eric

    Actually, it would take more time for him to try and combat the random thoughts rambling around in his head… This venue actually serves as a sort of pressure release valve that enables him to function mostly normally the rest of the time. With out it, then Dan might actually become truly dangerous…

  • Yarnspinner

    This is a good test, or actually a diversion, with aliens who’ve just landed in a UFO in your back yard. Not sure whether or not they like the chocolate, but you can sneak away while they figure out the wrapper. Good wrapper beats an anal-probe any day.

  • Purvis

    Depends on the wrapper.

  • Gabriela

    lmao thats funny!!! can i use that??!! lol ill quote it if i have to!!! lol

  • Administrator

    Why is this not the #1 Dan of the Day ever? It’s not just funny, but a good survival technique! I’m surprised that a PSA has not been done informing the public about this…