8.17.2009

When trying to get something out of reach, I have tried both the Force and “Go-Go-Gadget Arms!” but neither seem to work.

Using the Force
Go-Go-Gadget Arms

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When trying to get something out of reach, I have tried both the Force and "Go-Go-Gadget Arms!" but neither seem to work.
  • Choob

    Then get up and walk over…lazy bum.

    • Eric

      That’s how people get hurt…

      • Choob

        No pain, no gain. Besides, do you really want to end up like the people in WALL-E?

      • Eric

        The movie WALL-E is scandalize propoganda sponsored by the makers of excercise equipment (Billy Mayes and the Elliptical come to mind) and the dubious “organic” food lobby. Besides the truth is that weightlessness deterioates bone mass, especially the legs (http://lsda.jsc.nasa.gov/books/skylab/Ch31.htm), which means that excercise could “kill” you under those conditions!

      • Eric

        Besides, did you really just use a cartoon to support your argument?

      • Choob

        Guh!

  • Purvis

    I hope not in that order. If the Gadget Arm doesn’t get it then there is no use in bothering with the Force.

  • Eric

    Have you tried the clapper?

    • Eric

      How about trying to “tune”?

    • Dan of the Day

      Do they have a Clapper that summons objects to you? That would be awesome / potentially disastrous.

      As for tuning, I’ve never seen Dark City, so I don’t really know how that works.

    • Choob

      Ah, I missed the Dark City reference. Good movie. But you would have to wait til midnight to fall asleep, then a bunch of bald aliens would come into your house and place the item in your hand. Oh and change the city and maybe your house around you just for kicks simply by willpower. I “highly” doubt he is insinuating that you are an alien and can “tune” yourself. That would simply be preposterous given the context of the DotD.

      • Eric

        At least one “human” in that film could “tune.” I have no idea what other super powers Dan is hiding… We only know about the one: Ability to summon one random thought a day and post it on his own website…