4.21.2010

The more of those garden gnomes you buy, the sooner they will be able to mobilize their army and destroy us all.

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The more of those garden gnomes you buy, the sooner they will be able to mobilize their army and destroy us all.
  • Administrator

    This is so true! I have witnessed myself, more than one old person never venturing out of their house while an army of garden gnomes patrols their front yard. It’s really quite sad really. You think you are doing them a favor and pretty soon they place you under house arrest…

  • Administrator

    By the way, I wouldn’t worry too much about the Garden Gnome Army… My Ant Army on Motorcycles will destroy them!

  • holly18xx

    This is why you always walk with a buddy

    • Dan of the Day

      Yes, a buddy who is slower than you – so anything dangerous will get them before it can get you.

      • Administrator

        You’ve got lame friends. I like fast friends, with lots of guts and guns, and an unending love and loyalty to me and my itnerests. This way, that friend kills all the Gnomes (or dies trying) before I am ever in harms way… Sure, these friends are hard to find, but they are SOOOO worth it.