8.19.2011

Extra words can make weapons sound so much cooler:

  • knife –> tactical knife
  • ax –> battle ax
  • spork –> assault spork

More funny random thoughts: axes knives sporks utensils weapons

  • Yarnspinner

    Sometimes fewer words are even more effective.
    Tactical knife ==> Katana
    Battle axe ==> ex-wife
    Assault spirit ==> tazer