4.12.2010

Why is the emperor penguin so formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”

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Why is the emperor penguin so formal? If I were emperor, I'd be like, "T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos."
  • Yarnspinner

    Casual’s cool, but nothing catches a lady’s eye like a well taylored tux–just ask 007 and ZZ Top!

    • Dan of the Day

      Yeah, but if you’re emperor you don’t need a tux to get chicks.

  • holly18xx

    If i was emperor i would make everyone where stupid huge fluffy purple hats! Then when they turn around i would snicker and laugh behind them saying they look absolutely ridiculous

    • Dan of the Day

      Don’t knock on fluffy purple hats. You’ll give me a complex.