I love the phrase “at your earliest convenience.” That means I will never ever have to do it.
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I think I get the idea
ASAP means now or immediately
As soon as possible means never
Are you telling me to make them sound it out??
That makes a lot of sense. It’s almost like Laplace transforms, but for employees, with enough transforms I never have to do any work ever again! I just have to show my work of transform in a ubiquitous enough way to make it look like I’m working!
It kind of reminds me of Einstein’s greatest contribution to success: Only do enough of the work to be able to take all the credit…
This is really starting to make sense.
The best way for an engineer to become successful is to go to meeting and give an ubiquitous comment on how a Laplace Transform will improve factory efficiency.
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