11.23.2010

I love the phrase “at your earliest convenience.” That means I will never ever have to do it.

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I love the phrase "at your earliest convenience." That means I will never ever have to do it.
  • dranthonykstevens

    I think I get the idea
    ASAP means now or immediately
    As soon as possible means never
    Are you telling me to make them sound it out??

    • Administrator

      That makes a lot of sense. It’s almost like Laplace transforms, but for employees, with enough transforms I never have to do any work ever again! I just have to show my work of transform in a ubiquitous enough way to make it look like I’m working!

  • Administrator

    It kind of reminds me of Einstein’s greatest contribution to success: Only do enough of the work to be able to take all the credit…

  • dranthonykstevens

    WOW
    This is really starting to make sense.
    The best way for an engineer to become successful is to go to meeting and give an ubiquitous comment on how a Laplace Transform will improve factory efficiency.

    My career is on the move.