5.6.2013

If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead of “mowing the lawn,” it’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.

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If you call it "decapitating the lawn" instead of "mowing the lawn," it's easier to explain to your neighbors why you don't believe in doing it.