Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:

Cotton swab warning says, "Do not enter ear canal."

“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.

More funny random thoughts: cotton swabs ears warnings

  • Oiseau

    Are we to keep all ear canals away from children?

  • Flimtonius

    You should only stick jagged pen caps or rusty paper clips inside your ears. Cotton is too soft to scrape all the crud build=up out with any efficiency.