12.4.2009
Wisdom gleaned from the warning on a cotton swab box:

“Do not enter ear canal.” I don’t think I could fit even if I tried.
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Are we to keep all ear canals away from children?
You should only stick jagged pen caps or rusty paper clips inside your ears. Cotton is too soft to scrape all the crud build=up out with any efficiency.