Sometimes the only way to get a captive audience is a mass kidnapping.

More funny random thoughts: entertainment kidnapping

  • Flimtonius

    You can achieve success by only kidnapping a tiny mass. You then accelerate it to nearly the speed of light and the mass approaches infinity. That boosts the overall effectiveness without having to sequester too much mass.

    • Dan of the Day

      Your solution is remarkably elegant – as simple as the theory of relativity, as easy as accelerating a mass to nearly the speed of light. Sheer genius.