The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.

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    You still look insane…

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      Oh, and I forgot to mention. You remember the last time I used one of those in public? DrunkBiker: “What are you a cop?!” Me: “Look, if I’m causing you a problem I’ll move.” DrunkBiker: “Why can’t you keep it REAL? I want you to keep it REAL!” The cops were eventually called… I think those headsets were decided to get people who can’t keep it REAL removed from existentialality…