8.25.2010

If I could be any animal in the world, I would be Cookie Monster.

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  • Administrator

    Tru Dat!

  • Purvis

    Cookie Monster today or Cookie Monster 15 years ago? They have that cat on a system these days!

    • Administrator

      Is there a Cake Monster? Because, personally, I prefer cake “:’)

    • Dan of the Day

      Guy never gained a pound back then, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

      • Administrator

        He gained it back, he was just hiding the rest of that belly-fat in the trash can… The better point to make is, “It was worth it!” It’s cake!

      • Dan of the Day

        Cookie Monster doesn’t live in a trash can.

      • Administrator

        True, but I mix metaphors when I’m talking about awesome super-creatures that I want to become… Based on Sesame Street characters… Like I’m the only crazy one…

      • Administrator

        And someone better not bring up Ernie and the Rubber-Duck… That’s just weird!

      • Yarnspinner

        Rubber Duckies are the best friends to have when you are in hot water …

      • Administrator

        I take ice water baths with a “devil ducky,” where does that put me? This is not a joke…

      • Administrator

        I own, what is known as the “Devil Duckie”:
        http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Classic-McPhee/Toys-&-Novelties/Devil-Duckies/
        Runners are “crazy people.”

  • Yarnspinner

    I’d be Oscar the Grouch (whatever kind of animal that is) because he gets to say anything he wants, lives in the perfect kind of house to block alien brain scans (tin/aluminum), and his extensive undergound tunnel system allows him easy access to everywhere while acting as the perfect bomb shelter.

    • Administrator

      Wow! That was just too good! If I could merge Oscar the Grouch with Dr. House, I would have my dream monster–that I want to be me! =:^>

    • Dan of the Day

      Also, it would allow you to achieve your life-long ambition to live in a garbage can. Hey, Popeye did!

  • Administrator

    This has to be one of the “most replied too” Dan of the Day’s ever! Which is sadly weird…

    • Dan of the Day

      Look, you shamed everyone into not responding anymore. ~Good job~ *sarcasm*

  • Dan of the Day

    By the way, did you guys watch this video? It’s from back when Sesame Street used to actually be funny.