True, but I mix metaphors when I’m talking about awesome super-creatures that I want to become… Based on Sesame Street characters… Like I’m the only crazy one…
I’d be Oscar the Grouch (whatever kind of animal that is) because he gets to say anything he wants, lives in the perfect kind of house to block alien brain scans (tin/aluminum), and his extensive undergound tunnel system allows him easy access to everywhere while acting as the perfect bomb shelter.
Tru Dat!
Cookie Monster today or Cookie Monster 15 years ago? They have that cat on a system these days!
Is there a Cake Monster? Because, personally, I prefer cake “:’)
Guy never gained a pound back then, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
He gained it back, he was just hiding the rest of that belly-fat in the trash can… The better point to make is, “It was worth it!” It’s cake!
Cookie Monster doesn’t live in a trash can.
True, but I mix metaphors when I’m talking about awesome super-creatures that I want to become… Based on Sesame Street characters… Like I’m the only crazy one…
And someone better not bring up Ernie and the Rubber-Duck… That’s just weird!
Rubber Duckies are the best friends to have when you are in hot water …
I take ice water baths with a “devil ducky,” where does that put me? This is not a joke…
I own, what is known as the “Devil Duckie”:
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/categories/Classic-McPhee/Toys-&-Novelties/Devil-Duckies/
Runners are “crazy people.”
I’d be Oscar the Grouch (whatever kind of animal that is) because he gets to say anything he wants, lives in the perfect kind of house to block alien brain scans (tin/aluminum), and his extensive undergound tunnel system allows him easy access to everywhere while acting as the perfect bomb shelter.
Wow! That was just too good! If I could merge Oscar the Grouch with Dr. House, I would have my dream monster–that I want to be me! =:^>
Also, it would allow you to achieve your life-long ambition to live in a garbage can. Hey, Popeye did!
This has to be one of the “most replied too” Dan of the Day’s ever! Which is sadly weird…
Look, you shamed everyone into not responding anymore. ~Good job~ *sarcasm*
By the way, did you guys watch this video? It’s from back when Sesame Street used to actually be funny.